griffin on mbmbam: my name is SPRITE PEPSI, and i’m ABSTINENCE TIL I DIE.
griffin on monster factory: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!
griffin on the adventure zone: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying; others are abrupt and unfair; but most are unremarkable, unintentional and clumsy.
OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
(Cant ignore-)
((ok I don’t wanna risk it plus this day wasn’t good jsdbsn))
OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
(Cant ignore-)
((ok I don’t wanna risk it plus this day wasn’t good jsdbsn))
John Mulaney has this weird presence where i can’t imagine him at any stage in life besides his mid 30s and this has resulted in me only being able to picture child John Mulaney as slightly shorter adult John Mulaney with a propeller hat.
any mcelroy content that doesnt come in podcast form (monster factory, car boys, griffin’s amiibo corner, etc.) has a very real underlying layer of existential panic